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COMEDY – James Acaster – Sunday Special at Up the Creek, Greenwich, on Sunday

Let the record four times for the Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee tickle your funny bone, with support from Jordan Brooks and John Robins. Tickets cost £7 or £4 concessions in advance. Go to up-the-creek.com

OUTDOORS – The Sport Relief Mile around south east London and north Kent on Sunday

Take part in a sponsored walk, jog or run over one, three or six miles for charity Sport Relief. Venues include Danson Park, Downham Playing Fields, Fusion Lifestyle in Lewisham and Crystal Palace Park. Find out more at sportrelief.com

COMEDY – Adam Night – Comedy Hypnotist at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford, on Friday

Enjoy a three-course dinner and be entertained by one of the best stage hypnotists working today – and maybe even be a ‘star’ of the show yourself. Go to orchardtheatre.co.uk

FAMILY – Superslam Wrestling at Fairfield Halls, Croydon, on Sunday

American champion Sam Adonis defends his title against Rampage Brown in a ‘no holds barred’ battle in the main event. Tickets cost £15 adults, £10 children and £45 for a family ticket. Go to Fairfield.co.uk

COMEDY – LOL Wimbledon Comedy Club at Tunnel267 from 7pm on Saturday

US comedian Erich McElroy, who now lives in south west London, headlines weekly comedy night, no doubt sharing his sharp observations on the long-running US election. Caroline Mabey and Dave Green are also on the bill, with Thom Tuck hosting proceedings. Tickets cost £10. Go to tunnel267.com

THEATRE – Vernon God Little at The Cryer, Carshalton, on Friday and Saturday

DBC Pierre’s Booker Prize-winning novel about a Texas High School student whose best friend carries out a school massacre, is adapted for the stage. Tickets cost £10 or £8 concessions. Go to suttontheatres.co.uk

COMEDY – Ed Byrne – Outside, Looking In at Richmond Theatre on Sunday

The Irish comedian’s latest show takes a look at the world from an outsider’s perspective, exploring everything from being a father to Caitlyn Jenner. Tickets cost £23.15. Go to atgtickets.com/Richmond

FOOD – Chocolate Sensations at Kew Gardens, from Saturday until April 10

A full programme of family-friendly events at Kew ranges from a Lindt Gold Bunny Flavour Trail, face painting, exhibits about growing chocolate, a chocolate cookie kitchen, make your own chocolate wrapper workshops, bean to bar workshops and Georgian kitchen workshops. Go to kew.org

FILM – Suffragette at Arthur’s On the Green, Twickenham, from 7pm on Sunday

The regular Screen on the Green night returns and this time the movie is last autumn’s hit Suffragette, starring Carey Mulligan. Tickets cost £25, including a three-course meal including a tub of homemade ice cream and coffee. Go to arthursonthegreen.co.uk

RACING – Silver Cups Day at Kempton Park Racecourse on Saturday

Following on from the Cheltenham Festival, Kempton Park gets in on the action with a day of races and free family entertainment. Tickets cost from £9. Go to Kempton.thejockeyclub.co.uk

THEATRE – Lord of the Flies at The Churchill Theatre, Bromley, from March Tuesday (March 15) to Saturday (March 19)

William Golding’s 20th century classic (and a staple of the GCSE syllabus) about a group of boys stranded in a plane crash comes to life on the stage. Tickets cost from £16.90. Go to atgtickets.com/Bromley

COMEDY – Russell Kane – Right Man, Wrong Age at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford, on Tuesday (March 15)

Award-winning comedian Russell Kane has a fresh, grown-up look and his latest show explores how age is nothing but a number. Tickets cost £17. Go to orchardtheatre.co.uk

SCIENCE – We Are Stars planetarium show at the Royal Observatory, Greenwich, daily at 11.45am, 2pm and 4.15pm

Lord of the Rings star Andy Serkis narrates a unique show for ages seven and up that explores the secrets of our cosmic energy and explosive origins. Tickets cost £7.50 adult, £5.50 children or £20 families (two adults, two children). Go to rmg.co.uk

MUSIC – Jeff Rosenstock at The Fighting Cocks, Kingston, on Wednesday (March 16)

Following his latest solo album, We Cool?, Jeff brings his twisted version of indie pop/punk to Kingston alongside his friends, the London trio Great Cynics. Go to banquetrecords.com/shows

MUSIC – Alistair McGowan – Erik Satie at St Mary’s Church, Barnes, from 7.30pm on Monday (March 14)

The BAFTA-winning impressionist reads French composer Erik Satie’s witty writings and plays some of his best-loved pieces in the church where Satie was married. Tickets cost £18 or £15 concessions. Go to barnesmusicsociety.org.uk