Here's your guide to what's on across south London this week...

MUSIC – Jazz Mafia at Up The Creek, Greenwich, from 1pm to 3.30pm every Saturday

Listen to some jazz at these free weekly shows with Italian street food served alongside. Go to up-the-creek.com

COMEDY – Only Fools and Three Courses Dining Experience at The Marriott, Bexleyheath, from 7pm on Friday

Boycie and Marlene are hosting their first gala dinner with the help of Delboy, Rodney and Uncle Albert as the classic BBC sitcom comes to life while you tuck into a three-course dinner. Afterwards, there is a DJ until 1am. Tickets cost £38 each. Call 020 8298 2423.

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THEATRE – American Idiot at The Churchill Theatre, Bromley, from Wednesday to Saturday

Pop punk band Green Day’s hits are brought to the stage in this Tony Award winning album starring X Factor finalist Amelia Lily. We hope you have the time of your life. Tickets cost from £17.90. Go to atgtickets.com/Bromley

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MUSIC – The Vamps at The O2, Greenwich, on Friday and Saturday

Brad, James, Connor and Tristan are heading back to Greenwich for another two nights of pop rock fun. Go to axs.com

MUSIC – Wolf Club at Tooting Tram and Social on Saturday

Resident DJs Wolf Club select three of their favourite live acts and party DJs in London at the monthly club night. This Saturday it is Shorebitch, Will & Bill and 70EL. Entry is free before 10pm. Go to tootingtramandsocial.co.uk

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COMEDY – Patrick Monahan – The Disco Years at Epsom Playhouse on Friday

The stand-up comedian – as seen on ITV’s Splash, Show Me the Funny and Celebrity Squares – performs his new show in Epsom. Tickets cost from £12. Go to epsomplayhouse.co.uk

FAMILY – Family Art Day at Turf Projects Gallery, Croydon, from noon to 2pm on Saturday

Have a go at making a costume that connects everyone together, then learn to move and dance together in it. It’s free and most suitable to ages five and up (all ages are welcome to have a go). Go to turf-projects.com

FAMILY – Beauty and the Beast at Fairfield Halls, Croydon, on Friday and Saturday

Croydon’s Easter panto features a starry cast including Keith Chegwin, The Chase’s Anne Hegerty and Basil Brush. Tickets cost £18.50 adults, £16.50 seniors, £15.50 children and £60 for a family ticket. Go to Fairfield.co.uk

COMEDY – Johnny and the Baptists: The End is Nigh at Orange Tree Theatre on Sunday

Johnny accidentally told his four-year-old niece that climate change would end the world. To stop her crying, he and Paddy promised to fix it. The award-winning musical comedians featured on Radio 4’s The Now Show bring their latest show to the Orange Tree. Go to orangetreetheatre.co.uk

FITNESS – Salomon Richmond Half Marathon and 10km from 8am on Sunday

Returning for its fourth year, the race starts at Richmond Athletic Association in Old Deer Park and heads along the river and back past Kew. There’s the big 13.1mile half marathon distance or a 10km option for adults and a mini mile (actually 800m for the little ones) for ages five to 17. Go to richmondhalf.com

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FAMILY – The Witches at Rose Theatre, Kingston, until April 10

Roald Dahl’s scary classic about a one brave boy and his grandmother’s plot to get rid of child-hating witches is vividly brought to life at the Rose. It is recommended for ages seven and up. Tickets cost from £8. Go to rosetheatrekingston.org

FAMILY – Snow White at Polka Theatre, Wimbledon, from Wednesday (March 23) to April 10

Packed with songs and music, this fast-paced adaptation of the classic fairytale is perfect for four to eight year olds. Tickets cost £13.50 for adults and children or £10 concessions. Go to polkatheatre.com

MUSIC – The Sharpees at The Half Moon, Putney, on Thursday (March 31)

North Kent band The Sharpees bring their mix of blues and rock - inspired by the likes of Dr Feelgood, Tom Petty, Paul Rodgers and the Rolling Stones – to Putney. Tickets cost £10 in advance or £12 on the door. Go to musicglue.com

COMEDY – The Dead Parrot Society at The Anglers, Teddington, on Friday, April 1

The monthly night of laughs returns to this Teddington pub with Mark Restuccia, Bisha K Ali and Ben Clover on the bill. Tickets cost £10. Go to thedeadparrotsociety.co.uk

THEATRE – Hobson’s Choice at Richmond Theatre from Monday to Thursday (March 31)

Martin Shaw stars as Henry Horatio Hobson – self-made man, showkeeper, skinflint and boozer – in the show to mark the 100th anniversary of Harold Brighouse’s classic comedy. Tickets cost £18.90. Go to atgtickets.com/Richmond