The Selhurst Park changing rooms caused a right stink on Saturday when it was discovered that there were no toilet rolls for the Palace and Tottenham players.

A source has told the Guardian that Palace staff had to go to Tesco to buy some rolls for both changing rooms, just in case pre-match nerves got a bit excessive. Palace may be in the Premiership, but it seems not all is up to standard. What next, showers at the local sports centre?